Quiz

Without prompting, ask your significant other these questions, and put down exactly what they say.

What is something I always say?
Austin: Mhmmm—can I say that? It's a noise, not a word.

What makes me happy?
Austin: Seems like a personal question. I'll say music downloads.

What makes me sad?
Austin: Christmas

How old am I ?
Austin: Is that a rhetorical question?

How tall am I ?
Austin: Why are you asking me these questions? You know how tall you are. I don't need to know how tall you are.

What's my favorite thing to do?
Austin: That's also completely up to you. These are things I'd like to know also.

What do I do when you're not around?
Austin: I guess I wouldn't know that, would I?

If I became famous, what will it be for?
Austin: Probably for murder.

What makes you proud of me?
Austin: Everything.

What is my favorite food?
Austin: *groans, shakes head

What is my favorite restaurant?
Austin: I don't know what your favorite restaurant is. We go to so many. Anything new.

Where is my favorite place to be?
Austin: In bed.

If I could go anywhere, where would it be?
Austin: To bed.

Do you think you could live without me?
Austin, gave me a look: In a fashion, though some wouldn't call it living.

Me: Some wouldn't call what you're doing now living. [He's playing a video game]

Back to the questions: How do I annoy you?
Austin: That would take far too long to list. Any way you can.

What is your favorite thing about me?
Austin: That you love me.

I kissed Austin after this.

Austin: Did I pass?

Me: You amused me greatly.

Austin: Don't I usually do that?

Me: Yes.