You're Awesome

Austin made dinner once again.

Austin: How did the mashed potatoes turn out?

Me: Very good. I'd say mashed potatoes are hard to screw up, except my sister has done it so many times.

Austin: That's true. There was that one time I made mashed potatoes and they were too runny, so I turned them into soup, but you said they were excellent.

Me: You're awesome.

Austin: I was going to say—no, never mind. I'll take awesome.

Me: You were going to say that your schlong is huge and amazing.

Austin: Yeah, that'd work too.