For those of you who think me admitting I have sex
with my husband is TMI, stop reading now.
Random talking.
Me: I don't know what X was talking about when she said she'll never look at you the same. She might have been there when I talked about our accident.
Austin: What accident?
Me, the sex thing.
Austin, face-palm.
Me: Trust me--
Austin: No, I don't trust you when you tell people things like that.
Me: It was appropriate to the conversation we were having.
Austin: Scares me what you talk about at work. But as long as you told them my shlong is huge and magnificent, I guess I can ignore it.
Random talking.
Me: I don't know what X was talking about when she said she'll never look at you the same. She might have been there when I talked about our accident.
Austin: What accident?
Me, the sex thing.
Austin, face-palm.
Me: Trust me--
Austin: No, I don't trust you when you tell people things like that.
Me: It was appropriate to the conversation we were having.
Austin: Scares me what you talk about at work. But as long as you told them my shlong is huge and magnificent, I guess I can ignore it.
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