Elephants

My husband & I went to an adult toy store. Austin wanted to try some toys, see if it would spice things up. This store also sells bongs, though marijuana is not legal in Ohio in for recreational purposes. It's now legal for medical purposes.

I was admiring some of the interesting bongs, the shapes, the colors, the animals.

Me: They have an elephant-shaped one.

Austin: We could buy that for your mom [Mom loves elephants and has a vast collection].

Me: We're not buying my mother a bong.