Polo Shirts

Yesterday, I wore a red polo shirt, a pair of jeans and a red pair of tennis shoes. Austin came in from work, was getting undressed and talking about how casual the other trainers dress.

Austin: I mean even X does it. I'm the only one that wears slacks and a button-down top. At first Y dressed, but since he got talked to, he wears tees and jeans. Z looks casual, fits the dress code, but she doesn't dress nice. B dresses nice. And I refuse to wear polo shirts. I hate polos. I think they're ugly and they're uncomfortable. I'm not wearing them.

Me, staring blankly.

Austin: You're wearing a polo shirt.

Me: Yes, I am.

Austin, flustered: Well, I don't take it back.