Austin's Bed

Austin & I were both bored, so I headed to the kitchen. Before too long, Austin went to the kitchen too. Cassie was cuddled up on the couch. After a bit, I went upstairs and noticed Austin had left his door wide open.
Me: Hey Cassie, Daddy's door is open and his bed is unguarded. Hurry up, come jump on the bed and roll in the sheets.
Austin: You're evil.
I laugh.
Austin: The laughter just proves it.