There were three packets of hot chocolate in our cupboard. Believe it
or not, I don’t buy hot chocolate.
Me: What’s this hot chocolate doing up here?
Austin: I brought it in.
Me: I assumed that, since I didn’t.
Austin: I thought it might be nice to have some hot chocolate around.
Me: I think it’d be nice to have some hot chocolate around too, but you take our marital vows too seriously and won’t let me have casual affairs. I don't think Emun Elliott can be considered hot chocolate. He's more mocha.
Me: What’s this hot chocolate doing up here?
Austin: I brought it in.
Me: I assumed that, since I didn’t.
Austin: I thought it might be nice to have some hot chocolate around.
Me: I think it’d be nice to have some hot chocolate around too, but you take our marital vows too seriously and won’t let me have casual affairs. I don't think Emun Elliott can be considered hot chocolate. He's more mocha.
Cue Austin rolling his eyes.
Insert pic of Emun Elliott here. I'm being lazy this morning. Do a Google search for images of Emun Elliott.
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