K

Me: I got your message about lunch with Loni, but the iPad was charging all day, so I only just got it at three o'clock, so I didn't bother to reply.

Austin: You sent a K.

Me: No, I didn't. I expressly didn't, because you leave at three o'clock and I didn't want to bother you if you were running late or driving.

Austin: I got a K.

Me: Well, it's possible, but I intentionally didn't send anything. If I sent something, it was a system snafu. I didn't mean to send anything. I'll have to look at the message again to see if something happened.

Austin whips out his cell.

Me: What? You're checking now?

Austin: Yep. It's not often I get to be right. And I want to enjoy it as soon as possible.

Austin sorts through his phone, shows me a K.

Me: That's not about lunch.

In fact, a picture I sent him of the mixer (a Christmas present) was posted after the K so I was sure it wasn't that.

Austin, looking closer at his phone: Oh. It must be the other Rachel.

Me, rolling eyes. He has me separately for texts and messages.

Austin: Here's lunch.

Silence.

Austin: No, you didn't send me a K.