Me: Oh, your succulent needs watered.
Austin: It looks fine.
Me: You don’t look at it very often.
Austin: I look at it all the time. The leaves look good.
Me: The leaves are thin and dry.
Austin: It’s a cactus. It’s supposed to look like that.
Me: Just for that, I’m going to use your water.
Austin: I feed it. I give it dog food. That seems to work.
Rolls eyes.
Austin: And turkey. It really likes turkey.
I ignore him.
Austin: I should just stop now.
Me: I wish you did that more often.
Austin: It looks fine.
Me: You don’t look at it very often.
Austin: I look at it all the time. The leaves look good.
Me: The leaves are thin and dry.
Austin: It’s a cactus. It’s supposed to look like that.
Me: Just for that, I’m going to use your water.
Austin: I feed it. I give it dog food. That seems to work.
Rolls eyes.
Austin: And turkey. It really likes turkey.
I ignore him.
Austin: I should just stop now.
Me: I wish you did that more often.
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