Austin: Why did your doctor want you to wait three months for sex?
Me: Because the uterus and cervix was removed. I have a cuff at the top of my vagina now.
Austin: Huh?
Me: The doctor was checking me and all but one suture has dissolved. That one should be gone in two weeks, so the doctor said I should be fine for sex by then.
Austin: Have you ever had anything up around your cervix?
Me: Yeah, it's numb in that area, but I would know.
Austin: I don't think I've ever been up around your cervix.
Me: You haven't.
Austin: Well, just tell your doctor I have a small dick and we can get back to having sex now,
Me: Um, I did mention that.
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