Austin May be in love with Marie Kondo, from a Netflix series Tidying
Up. It’s basically Horders for Netflix. When she counsels families
about getting rid of junk, she says an item must “spark joy” to
be kept.
Me: You know, you think she’s cute—
Austin: She is. She’s adorable. Look at her!
Me: Okay, yes, she’s cute, but if she came in this house and told me to get rid of anything, I’d beat her with a broom.
Austin: No you wouldn’t. I wouldn’t let you. She sparks joy.
Me: You don’t spark joy. Let’s get rid of you.
Me: You know, you think she’s cute—
Austin: She is. She’s adorable. Look at her!
Me: Okay, yes, she’s cute, but if she came in this house and told me to get rid of anything, I’d beat her with a broom.
Austin: No you wouldn’t. I wouldn’t let you. She sparks joy.
Me: You don’t spark joy. Let’s get rid of you.
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