Splitting Expenses

Me: I didn't charge you for house insurance.

Austin: But we already agreed you would.

Me: I know. That was before I picked up the temp job. Now I can afford it. But I also kind of feel like I should charge you because we already said we would. But I'm going to pay the house taxes myself.

Austin: Why?

Me: It's my house. I feel like I should pay it.

Austin: I live there.

Me: I know.

Austin: So charge me half.

Silence.

Austin: Then you won't be able to call me a freeloader anymore.

Silence.

Austin: You like calling me a freeloader.

Me: I do.