Me: I just found out Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp are engaged. It
happened in November, but I just heard about it the other day.
Austin so doesn't care.
Me: I don't know why they bother. Mellencamp has been married like
four or five times. Why would you marry someone who's been married
that many times? Like Emeril Lagasse, he's been married like three or
four times.
[Incidentally, each of these men have been married three times, Meg
would be #4, according to Wikipedia]
Austin: You wouldn't want to be Mrs. Lagasse?
Me: No.
Austin: You know you love his essence. You love my essence. You'd
like to bottle my essence, share that with everyone.
Me: I'd like to bottle you up and hide you away in the pantry.
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