Angela Lansbury

So I'm in love with Emun Elliott (or at least with looking at him). Austin is in love with Meryl Streep and Angela Lansbury. I don't seem so crazy anymore . . .

So Angela Lansbury celebrated her 90th birthday October 16, 2015. She shares a birthday with my mother-in-law, ironically. So Austin & I were talking about his undying love for Angela Lansbury.
Me: That woman would pick you up and throw you across the room.
Austin: Nah.
Me: She has amazing upper body strength.
Austin: I just thought that was her voluptuous bosoms.
Me: Nah, you can tell it's her upper body, the width of her shoulders versus her hips--
Austin: Well, I just always imagined unzipping that jogging top--
Me: Stop.
Austin: That milky skin. Letting her bosoms free.
Me: Stop, stop, stop.
Austin: Well, I have to listen to you and your Emun Elliott crap.
Me: Emun Elliott is a gorgeous man. Angela Lansbury is 90.

After the Angela Lansbury conversation, you could understand how I would be threatening to kick Austin out.
Me: Well, your parents' basement is free. You could go live with them.
Austin: You're right. That would be great. And we'd never see each other because I have a job.
Me: You wouldn't have to contribute.
Austin: Oh, I'd contribute. I'd give my parents $100 a week for letting me stay there.
Me: You don't give me $100 a week.
Austin: I love them more than you.
So I get mad and leave the room and Austin comes and hugs me, tells me he's joking. He found this whole encounter ridiculously hilarious.
Me: You know all of this is going on Facebook.

Austin: You aren't posting about Angela Lansdury. 

Me: Especially about the Angela Lansbury bit.