So another person at work didn't know Austin & I were married.
Always a shock to me.
Me: I said to her, I know, you thought he was gay. Of course, she swore she didn't.
Austin: Yeah right. Everyone at work thinks I'm gay. That's the vibe I give off when I'm there. So now everyone knows I'm married. In 90 days, it will reset itself and people will forget and I'll be gay again. I should just paint my nails flaming red and be done with it.
Me: I said to her, I know, you thought he was gay. Of course, she swore she didn't.
Austin: Yeah right. Everyone at work thinks I'm gay. That's the vibe I give off when I'm there. So now everyone knows I'm married. In 90 days, it will reset itself and people will forget and I'll be gay again. I should just paint my nails flaming red and be done with it.
(Several people at work suggested purple lipstick to match.)
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