Sunday, February 21, 2016

My Plans to Stalk Emun Elliott

So my friend thinks I should just go to London & see this show Emun Elliott is currently in for the &%$< of it. So never mind that the flight would be $1000 & I'd have to get a hotel, I figure I'd check out how much the tickets cost. $300 a seat. Um, who wants to donate money to my cause? 

Dear Emun Elliott:
I am not well and need to get this silliness out of my system. I will be in the U.K. again this fall. My husband has given me permission to have a dalliance with you. So if you could see fit to squeeze me into your schedule, that would be much appreciated.


I was on the phone with my mom, bemoaning that I'd be in the UK again and would likely not get to meet Emun Elliott, again. Mom was sympathizing.
Me: Just as well. I'm too likely to say something that will embarrass me and everyone around me.
Mom: I know (she groans). Then you'll post it everywhere.
Nice to be loved.
 
Just for that:
The dogs were barking wildly this morning. I told Austin that this bag lady crazy looking woman was walking up the street.
Austin: Oh, your mother's coming to visit?



 

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