So, I work 2nd shift now. I come in a little after 10:00. There's a
piece of bread and the heel, which I make into a sandwich.
Austin: I'll stop and pick up bread tomorrow on my way home, since it's so hard for you to get to the grocery's now.
Me: Kroger has bread, 88 cents.
Austin: OK. I'll go to Kroger.
Silence. I'm eating, ready to die of exhaustion.
Austin: I'm going to get white bread.
My eyes narrow. I always get wheat bread. And I have zero sense of humor after a long (*&%&^# day.
Austin: I'll get potato bread.
Me: Only the regular bread is on sale.
Austin: I'll splurge. I'll bring in all kinds of bread. We'll have a bread extravaganza.
Austin: I'll stop and pick up bread tomorrow on my way home, since it's so hard for you to get to the grocery's now.
Me: Kroger has bread, 88 cents.
Austin: OK. I'll go to Kroger.
Silence. I'm eating, ready to die of exhaustion.
Austin: I'm going to get white bread.
My eyes narrow. I always get wheat bread. And I have zero sense of humor after a long (*&%&^# day.
Austin: I'll get potato bread.
Me: Only the regular bread is on sale.
Austin: I'll splurge. I'll bring in all kinds of bread. We'll have a bread extravaganza.
Incidentally, Austin forgot to buy bread.
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