Friday, February 5, 2016

What Emun Elliott means in French

According to Austin . . .

OK, adventures of Austin & Rachel time.
Me, practicing my French: Je veux donner mon coeur a Emun Elliott, mais j'aime toi.
Austin: Wow, I understood most of that. Except that Emun Elliott bit. Does Emun Elliott mean my beautiful, gorgeous blond hair or does it mean my butt chin?
The rest of the evening, Austin was saying "Emun Elliott" with a French accent and displaying his chin. Then, my disenchantment alerted Austin that the joke was getting old.

Before heading up to bed, Austin hugged me.
Me: Don't touch me with your Emun Elliott.
Austin: I thought it wasn't funny anymore.
Me: It's still funny when I do it.


The next day.
Me: I love you so much, your golden blond hair, you stunning Emun Elliott.
Austin smirks.
Me: It's true. The only Emun Elliott I love more is my Emun Elliott.
He fondles my chin: You don't have an Emun Elliott.
Me: No, not as long as stalking laws are in place.

My fortune cookie: Your love life will soon be happy and harmonious.
Me: This is proof that Emun Elliott and I will live happily ever after.
Austin, referring to our old joke, stroking his butt chin & donning a French accent: You only love me for my Emun Elliott.

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