Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Hot Dogs & Taquitos


Austin sneezed. Then he sneezed again.
Me: Hey, careful. Don't sneeze on my hot dogs. Or when you leave, I'll go into the freezer and lick all of your taquitos.
The threat sinks in.
Austin: I shouldn't be worried about that. Any proper cooking will destroy bacteria. What I should be worried about is that you'll like how they taste and eat them all.
Me, the girl eating a hot dog: Not likely.

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