Kids

Another foray into me and Austin & the blame game. Please keep in mind, we neither of us want kids and I'm not pregnant, nor do I intend on getting pregnant:

Austin made a remark that, if someone else heard it, they'd think we want kids.
Me: If you wanted kids, now is not the time to mention it. You know when I'm more suggestible about kids and that's when you should try to talk me into it.
Austin, roaring laughter: Oh yeah, that would be a great idea. You must be out of your mind. I'd be in so much trouble if I just decided to go for it.

I rant back at him a bit. Me: I'm just telling you how to do it if you want kids.

Austin: So you're saying if you got pregnant, you wouldn't blame me.
Me: Of course I'd blame you. I blame you for everything. Kids wouldn't be any different.