Monday, August 22, 2016

Selling Austin's Body

Because of my Kroger points, I was able to get a full tank of gas for $2.95. I continued to tell Austin about my night. Then we got onto selling Austin, because I frequently threaten to, so we discussed the value of his body.
Me: Oh please, your body is only worth like $2.95, so if I sold you, I could get another tank of gas if I had enough fuel points.
Austin: This body is worth a lot more than that. You could harvest my organs and sell them on the black market.
Me: No I couldn't.
Austin: Yes, you could, you just don't want to.
Me: Mostly I don't want to get blood on my clothes.
Austin: I know.

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