Saturday, August 27, 2016

Urologist

Austin & I have been discussing the snip for a while. I'm starting to doubt it will happen.

Nevertheless, Austin was giving me guff.
Me: Keep it up. We won't have to take you to the urologist to get your snip.
Austin: Whatever. You're going to cut off my dick.
Me: Balls.
Austin: Dick, balls, all the same thing.
Me: You're a man. You should know the difference.
Austin: All I know is that when I go to the urologist, something is getting snipped. I might come back with a haircut.

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