So,
Austin and I watched Chopped reruns again last night.
One of the judges (Aaron Sanchez) stated he wanted the competitors to make the slaw mix sexier.
Austin: I don't get people talking about sexy greens, sexy food. Food is not sexy.
Me: Plenty of foods are sexy. Chocolate's sexy, desserts, hot dogs.
Austin: Hot dogs are not sexy. They're not even food.
So then we get into a dispute about sexy foods.
Austin: You don't make sexy foods.
Me: This is what you inspire me to.
One of the judges (Aaron Sanchez) stated he wanted the competitors to make the slaw mix sexier.
Austin: I don't get people talking about sexy greens, sexy food. Food is not sexy.
Me: Plenty of foods are sexy. Chocolate's sexy, desserts, hot dogs.
Austin: Hot dogs are not sexy. They're not even food.
So then we get into a dispute about sexy foods.
Austin: You don't make sexy foods.
Me: This is what you inspire me to.
Austin,
indicating himself in Brony tee, teeth out and flimsy thermal sleep
pants: This is what you inspire me to.
Austin
was reading the post over my shoulder, as if he was not present for
the original conversation. He laughed, questioned me about it. So
then I went on with my life. Then he came back, asked to read it
again.
Austin: No, that makes perfect sense. Thanks.
I'm married to a lunatic.
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