Sunday, August 7, 2016

Wasps

I have had 5 wasps in my room in the last 3 days. I have felt great guilt for murdering these wasps and was talking to my wonderful, loving husband about it.
Me: At first I was throwing the bodies out, but these last two I've left in place. Maybe the hormones from the dead bodies will warn the others away.
Austin , a sweet, kind, loving man: If you want, I can get some toothpicks. You can put their heads on them like little spikes.

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