Turbo Kid

Austin: I need to have one of my friends watch Turbo Kid, so I have someone to talk about it with. I'd love to make you watch it and talk about it with you, but I know you'd hate it.

Me: Can't it be enough that I liked Star Wars: Force Awakens?

Austin: You liked it?

Me: I liked that Emun Elliott was in it.

Austin: So if I tape a picture of Emun Elliott to the corner of the monitor, I could get you to watch anything and you'd like it?

Me: Well, eventually, I'd get desensitized to the image.

Austin: Oh, I'd change the picture every few months, just to keep it interesting.

Me: Maybe, but I really did like the Force Awakens.

Austin: Yeah, sure. I was in the theater with you, jerking on my arm every time Emun Elliott was on the screen. I know what part you liked.