Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Staircase Immortality

I was listening to the radio and John Tesh was talking about going up and down steps instead of elevators, which I do.
Tesh: And if you go up and down steps 8 times a day, you're 1/3 less likely to die.

So I'm telling Austin this.

Me: I'm pretty sure I missed something important, 'cause I can't picture taking the stairs making me immortal.
Austin: I'm removing the steps in our house.
Me: Then you won't be able to push me down then.
Austin: Lesser of two evils.

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